Before I begin, I would just like to apologize for my boring life.
My day begins anywhere between the hours of 5:00 to 6:30 in the morning, just depending on how many glasses of wine I have had the night before. I head downstairs and begin the task of showering and getting ready. I work as a Senior Accountant at a corporate headquarters for a company here in Denver, so I must look presentable on a daily basis.
Let me tell you, it's not easy to look presentable, I mean, look at this hair:
It usually takes me about an hour, but somehow I manage to pull myself together and head into the office around 7:30 to 8:00
Even if I'm not quite awake when I get there, I am usually shocked awake by the view outside my office. It's ok to be a little jealous; there's not many of you out there who get to look at a big ass blue and yellow sign outside the office window all day (what mountains?). That sign is 92 feet tall and I am sure you can probably see it from outer space. Thank goodness we are moving to a new building in the next couple of weeks.
Once at work, I work for the next 8 hours, or at least pretend to look like I know what's going on. Today, I am working on calculating revenue for our centers and booking the reserve on one of our biggest exposures that we have: our AR.
From 9:00-10:00, we have a meeting to go over this information. You awake out there? Me either.
I do a lot more then just work for 8 hours. I am in here for a good portion of the day.
because I try and drink about 3-4 of these every single day. Don't you wish you knew for sure what was in the bottle?
Today's lunch will be a bowl of Miso soup with tofu and some wheat crackers and I will get out the fart machine to play tricks on some poor unsuspecting person walking by my cube. This is a premium fart machine as it has up to 8 different fart sounds and a remote control.
After lunch, I book our bad debt expense and then start calculating our MSA payments. I yell and curse a little in frustration and then before I know it, it is time to go home.
Tonight I had a Brick on my schedule, so I did 45 minutes on the trainer and then a 20 minute run. All at easy pace.
Next up will be the dinner and wine and then off to bed in order to start the madness all over again tomorrow.